It discovers your sense of humor
ARIES
It is a Fire sign: THE SPARK
Its evident characteristic but: THE IMPETUOSITY
Its favorite phrase: PRIORITIZES!
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF…., IS NECESSARY TO HURRY!
Aries never think what is going to do, is not that somebody went ahead to him. For that reason, when it walks, it does with the head in front of the trunk, and if somebody, arrives at the same time that it, at least removes the head to him: Prime…!
Aries go of the heart to the action without reflection: it is thrown from the springboard, and when it goes by half, it discovers that in the swimming pool is no water … and what…? The word defeats does not exist in its vocabulary; after tortes one rises with cynicism and dignity and it exclaims: – Hey, to see if you change the water that is taking body! –
TAURUS
It is a Earth sign: THE FARMER
Its more evident characteristic: THE INEXHAUSTIBLE PATIENCE
Its favorite phrase: I THINK, SOON I INSIST
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, ENJOY SLOWLY AND TO THUS IT LASTS YOU MORE
Taurus, when it walks, does not raise a foot if the other does not have it in the ground. For that reason, more than to walk, it creates history in each step. Aries are thrown of the springboard without watching, and Taurus, before rising the springboard, knows the used name of the constructor, materials, the water capacity and the degrees of temperature, and later it is thrown. Aries act in the life with determination, and Taurus with obstinacy. Aries want that everybody obeys to him, and Taurus has an infinite patience so that the others change of opinion. Therefore, its relation could be this one:
Aries say to him to Taurus that is to ten meters: Come here! That is determination.
Which Taurus answers: No! And that already is obstinacy.
The rest of the relation could be the following one:
- Aries: Come here…!
- Taurus: (without moving) No!
- Aries: (it advances two steps) Come here…!
- Taurus: (without moving) No!
- Aries: (it advances two steps) Come here…!
- Taurus: (without moving) No!
- Aries: (it advances two steps and one is Taurus in front of) Therefore I like, that you come to where I say to you!
GEMINI
It is an Air sign: THE BREEZE
Its more evident characteristic: TO BE SEVERAL IN ONE SINGLE ONE
Its favorite phrase: TRUTH THAT EVERYTHING IS LIE
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, BUT SINCE YOU DO NOT MAKE TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME, TO YOU IT BECOMES HEAVIEST
It is a gust of air with human body, to which, not only is not seen it come, but that it is either seen leave. All we have I who handle our character, but two GEMINI have I, that is, I-I (sometimes it has more). One of them is sweet and entertainer, and the other is critical and rebellious. For that reason Gemini does not have average term: or it sees the virtues you or it sees the defects you, depends on the binocular that touches to him.
If it touches the sweet binocular to him, is possible that it says to you: – You are younger than ever….-
But like him pilles with the rebellious twin, can who says to you: – Hopefully you arrive at the age that you represent
CANCER
It is a Water sign: THE RIVER
Its more evident characteristic: THE SENTIMENTAL INSECURITY
Its favorite phrase: I FEEL, SOON I EXIST
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF; AT LEAST THAT WANTS SOMEBODY TO YOU
Of entrance, they do not give pelín you of confidence; you you have it to gain with affection and tendernesses. And to say thousand times to him that you want to him, because Cancer, more than a sentimental one, is a vampire of the affection and all the love seems to him little.
Your you say to him: – I want to You
And Cancer asks to you: – How much? –
LEO
It is a Fire sign: THE FLAME
Its more evident characteristic: TO BE THE ATTENTION CENTER
Its favorite phrase: BUT I CONTINUE BEING the KING (or the QUEEN)
Its motto: IF THE LIFE IS BRIEF, bring out BRIGHTNESS
Leo is the star of the Zodiac, the one that shines more. It is distinguished to them easily; he is that (or that) that remains watching at a center the time that exclaims: – Hay to see the light that I am giving the center! –
Leo has a high concept of itself.
To you they present/display you to Leo and you say to him: – Enchanted of know you-
And Leo responds: – I understand It
It is easily discovered to them in the street because they do not walk: they march past in a footbridge. And if the street is full of commerce, Leo will walk watching the showcases, does not stop to see what there is inside, but to see itself reflected in crystals, to the time that exclaims:
- If I were not so expensive, she bought to me
VIRGO
It is a Earth sign: THE HARVEST
Its more evident characteristic: THE PREOCCUPATION
Its favorite phrase: Let me THAT CORRECTS TO HIM
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF AND, IN ADDITION, NOTHING IS IN ITS SITE
Virgo is a magnifying glass with legs that begins to see where you finish. It arrives at your house, and first that does is to pass the finger through the television set, to see if it has dust. And as cunning has that humor so, it will say to you: – It hears, this tele has wall-plate
What to Virgo one escapes to him! For that reason, its natural state is the preoccupation. Virgo gives returns on itself repeating: – I´m worried, I worried… –
One says to him: – But if it does not pass anything
And Virgo sentences: – That is what it worries to me more! –
LIBRA
It is a Water sign: THE WIND
Its more evident characteristic: THE DOUBT
Its favorite phrase: SOMETIMES YES, SOMETIMES NOT…
Its motto: I DO NOT HAVE THE MINIMUM DOUBT; THE LIFE IS BRIEF… OR NO?
He is mentally fast; its only disadvantage is that to the time that happens an idea to him, a doubt is happened to him: – Yes, yes, I am sure this year old I marry… and if it is not east year, the one that comes…, or within three, which I do not have either so that rush-
The songs of the Libran Julio Iglesias are a treaty on the indecision: to neither I have you, nor I forget to you, sometimes yes, sometimes no, nor your gray cat, nor your faithful dog. They are never safe absolutely and that turns to Pound an almost professional discuss, but you it will never recognize it; you must put traps to him, like a the bears.
You say to him: – To you you like much to discuss! –
And Libra will say to you: – That is not certain…, and you I discuss whatever to it you want
SCORPION
It is a Water sign: THE DEEP LAKES
Its more evident characteristic: THE PASSION
Its favorite phrase: I WISH YOU
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, ENJOY BY PIECE
It is recognized to them easily by his mysterious eyes. Scorpio does not watch, challenges to you directly. The eyes of Scorpion are like fine needles that cross to you when they impose his glance to you. I suggest when you see you front Scorpio, you say to him: – The long one Hears, please, low (light) that I do not see anything
If not it beams, will hypnotize to you and are very passionless, exaggerated passional. If it loves to you, it loves to you more than the others, and if it hates to you, the same. You to Scorpio, give a book to him by his birthday, and he gives an encyclopedia to you by yours. Loving he is equal; you it give a kiss him, and Scorpio does the love to you three followed times ……
Hating either it does not have measurement; you break the window to him of the car, and he burns the house to you. Sure that is what Scorpio says: – I have not begun
SAGITTARIUS
It is a Fire sign: THE LIVE COAL
Its more evident characteristic: THE TRUTH AHEAD
Its favorite phrase: I AM GOING TO YOU TO BE SINCERE
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, GALLOP AND CUTS THE WIND
Su vitalism he is exhausting and its smile always goes in front of them. They have a delicate spirit and patinas that does not fit to him nowhere. It is recognized to them in the bus or the meter: she is that person who takes more than ten minutes steped the foot and not yet account has occurred, because it watches to you and it smiles: – Hello, hello.!
And sure to that it smiles to you thus, what you are going to say to him? , that is being above to you? nor is happened to you! , because Sagittarius will feel it very many, it will raise the foot, and it will kick to you in the shinbone. Sagittarius is sincere, but he is not subtle, and if the truth insists on tell you, sooner or later you it will say it.
For that reason I suggest to you, that if somebody of this sign approaches to you and says to you: – I am going to say the truth to You….-
You say to him: – And I what I have done to you….-
CAPRICORN
It is a Earth sign: THE SOWING MACHINE
Its more evident characteristic: THINK THAT IT IS ESSENTIAL
Its favorite phrase: THAT IT WOULD BE OF YOU WITHOUT ME
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, THANK HEAVENS THAT IS RAISED
It is a goat and the goat always throws the mount. If you see that a Capricorn throws itself from a tenth floor, follows to him! , that goes upwards. More than in the luck, it believes in the effort, and that does that as father is pel ín pesao.
Capricorn, to be happy, must control it everything, and if no, she puts herself of the nerves. As that priest Capricorn, who was dying, and in agony she said to him to the nuns who took care of to him: – Ay, that will be of you when I die, who will take care of to you, who will guide your steps! –
And one of the nuns, I believe that it was Leo, exclaimed: – Its Sanctity does not worry, that also Jesus Christ died and we have left ahead
AQUARIUS
It is an Air sign: THE TORNADO, THE HURRICANE
Its more evident characteristic: TO SURPRISE THE OTHERS
Its favorite phrase: TODAY WHAT IS…? YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW?
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, THE BRIEF ONE IS LIFE, THE LIFE IS A BRIEF LIFE. BY THE WAY, YOU WHAT BRE_VES LIFE?
He is a being of the future who lives in the present as if already outside happened. For that reason, they salute to us as if we were prehistoric prototypes: – Hello Jurásico! , How you take your primitive existence? –
It enchants to them to surprise with the words: – Last night which you were not missed to you, and now than you are, I throw to you of more
You do not embroil, it is saying to you that it wants to you, but it is that they enjoy being original. They have one devises per second; the only disadvantage is that an idea is happened to him, and when it is going it to do, another one is happened to him, and another one,… But as the body is not stimulated to him, Aquarius is going away to move less than a tennis referee.
Like that Aquarius that said: – This morning has been happened me so many things, that not only I have not done them, but also that I am exhausted
PISCES
It is a Water sign: THE SEA
Its more evident characteristic: TO DREAM WIDE-AWAKE
Its favorite phrase: TO THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?
Its motto: THE LIFE IS BRIEF, BUT YOU DO NOT DREAM IS DONE Lengthy TO YOU
It is most sensible than it has in the Zodiac and it has small change the wharf of the laughter and the weeping, in such a way that it happens from one to another one with a unique facility. Pisces cries because her aunt has died, and in the short while break a tendon of laughter because the poor woman is very fat and is not fitted in the box. Pisces, more than to live, exists.
That Pisces that watches excited a dusk, approaches one to him and it says to him: – What you do? –
And Pisces says, without letting watch the dusk: – Nothing
And it says the other: – And you do not become bored? –
And Pisces ends: – If they do not interrupt to me, not….-
